I started reading this book called Learn to Stop Worrying and Start Living by Dale Carnegie. It's the same dude who wrote How to Influence People and Get Them to Like You (ya know, the one Warren Buffet used and Charles Manson used). Gotta say it's got some ace advice in there. I'd definitely say it's worth a shot.
I got drunk last night and went really really deep into the board. I edited someone's comment to have my public and private key to a bitcoin wallet somewhere in there. Not hidden but maybe really small. 10 BTC. Ya'll got 2 weeks. Good luck.