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« Reply #7815 on: June 21, 2013, 06:48:58 AM »

I know you'll end up with a toe in the vagina.

Today I learned how to knit. And got paid doing it. Helllll yeah
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« Reply #7816 on: June 21, 2013, 08:14:23 AM »

what a bunch of perverted freaks.

what happened to meeting someone, falling in love, marrying them and then engaging in missionary sexual intercourse for the intent of conceiving a child?
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« Reply #7817 on: June 21, 2013, 05:16:56 PM »

I knew a fetichist, he was a real asshole.

And I learned that TJ Brainz was Peter Pepper brother, it took me 3 weeks to know it / seeking the internet for each members.
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« Reply #7818 on: June 21, 2013, 08:58:03 PM »

today i learned that reddit stole this /r from the msi forum

or today i learned the msi forum stole this idea from reddit

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« Reply #7819 on: June 22, 2013, 04:36:28 PM »

That I fall asleep in the car and hurt my arm on the door.
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« Reply #7820 on: June 22, 2013, 10:38:01 PM »

I know you'll end up with a toe in the vagina.
I wish I had enough space in my sig for this. MaybeI'll delete Ben's quote
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« Reply #7821 on: June 23, 2013, 01:42:25 AM »

My male cockatiel want to fuck my female cockatiel, but she seems racist with him 'cause he's gray... Stupid pets !!
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« Reply #7822 on: June 24, 2013, 02:16:57 AM »

I wish I had enough space in my sig for this. MaybeI'll delete Ben's quote
Haha! Smiley
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« Reply #7823 on: June 24, 2013, 09:29:58 PM »

i cant wait for that toe in the vagina post to not be the first one i see when i open this thread
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« Reply #7824 on: June 25, 2013, 01:24:41 AM »

Toegina.


Be sure to clip the clitoris regularly or it'll get ingrown.
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« Reply #7825 on: June 25, 2013, 05:23:36 AM »

Ew......
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« Reply #7826 on: June 25, 2013, 06:26:29 PM »

yup toe in the vagina still at the top
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« Reply #7827 on: June 26, 2013, 06:23:15 AM »

Blah blah comment blah trying to help here lol
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« Reply #7828 on: June 26, 2013, 06:17:04 PM »

today i learned that my voice is 'not exuberant' on the phone from a client

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i am robots
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« Reply #7829 on: June 26, 2013, 07:25:26 PM »

I love recording my voice.
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