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« on: March 11, 2005, 10:37:02 AM »

So how long has it been since you last got laid or what was the longest you've gone? And since the virgins complained, also the last time you had any sexual contact...or whatever...
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2005, 10:39:00 AM »

the last time i fucked someone was... honestly, last august. i got out of a BIG relationship, and i deem any women not worth it. so ya, until i get over this whole hatred for women thing i will probably not get laid.
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2005, 10:39:41 AM »

it's been. . . .about a week.  Cry
that time of the month.
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2005, 10:40:23 AM »

it's been. . . .about a week.  Cry
that time of the month.

see, my hand NEVER has that time of the month.

granted, neither did my ex. but still FUCK VAGINAS
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2005, 10:41:03 AM »

About a year...yep...oh an maynardfan fuck you...I know where you live.
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2005, 10:41:39 AM »

see, my hand NEVER has that time of the month.

granted, neither did my ex.

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oh, man. that made me giggle.
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2005, 10:42:48 AM »



Hahahahahaha
oh, man. that made me giggle.

might not sound like it makes much sense but its true. IUD baby. after like 2 months i might have well have been fucking a ten year old boy, in more ways than one
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2005, 10:43:29 AM »

About a year...yep...oh an maynardfan fuck you...I know where you live.

Ooh. is that a threat, doll?

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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2005, 10:43:36 AM »

it was good.. it was wonderful.. it was what i wanted..

if only it wasn't with a rubber doll
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2005, 10:44:24 AM »

might not sound like it makes much sense but its true. IUD baby. after like 2 months i might have well have been fucking a ten year old boy, in more ways than one

Which, let me tell you, isn't all that bad. wait, from now on, i'll merge my two conversations on this thread into one so i don't get confused
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2005, 10:44:38 AM »

Men are srewed when it comes to sex...women can get it any time they want...men have to wait...and, atleast for me, the hand just does not cut it...and neither does porn...god damn it...I'm the worst man ever.
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2005, 10:45:18 AM »



Ooh. is that a threat, doll?

It's so cute.
someone on the internet threatened you, maynardfan
Last time i was threatened on the internet, i was told by some loser that they would call the 'cops on me' and force me to take down my 'offensive material' on this shitty little website i used to co-master
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internet threats are adorable, don't you think?

this is going to make me sound like a total dork, but here goes.

this one time, i fell asleep playing ffxi (i know i know) and when i woke up i was in the ffxi jail. apparently some dude didnt like my comment in my bazaar and called the GMs on me. so beware! in MMORPGs they can call the cops on you!
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2005, 10:46:02 AM »

Men are srewed when it comes to sex...women can get it any time they want...men have to wait...and, atleast for me, the hand just does not cut it...and neither does porn...god damn it...I'm the worst man ever.

dude, try jerking off on top of an eager virgin. after seeing the look on her face when you finish you hand will ALWAYS cut it
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2005, 10:47:16 AM »

Women can get it any time they want it, but then they are whores
guys are just 'players' or 'pimps'

bah.

Anyway, really? i'd say about two years now O.o

and HOLY SHIT, you play ffxi!
i love ffxi!

I called the GMs on some tweed that got pissed that i kicked him from the party cos he called everyone useless and said we were all fuck ups
he got sent to in-game jail, too
oh, and one of my friend's name used to be Crotchrot, and the gms sent him to jail and forced him to change it, so he made it Donnie or some lame shit like that
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2005, 10:48:24 AM »



Ooh. is that a threat, doll?

It's so cute.
someone on the internet threatened you, maynardfan
Last time i was threatened on the internet, i was told by some loser that they would call the 'cops on me' and force me to take down my 'offensive material' on this shitty little website i used to co-master
hahahahaha
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very cute.  he wouldn't do anything anyways
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