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« Reply #360 on: August 20, 2015, 02:14:34 PM »

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« Reply #361 on: August 20, 2015, 02:20:42 PM »

the best troll i ever heard was from branden about zack, so i guess i should thank zack for that
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« Reply #362 on: August 20, 2015, 02:47:35 PM »

this one was pretty good too:
dont feel bad zack is almost retired and still lives at home and has to keep his internet usage a secret
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« Reply #363 on: October 01, 2015, 02:31:47 AM »

I wish I was almost retired.
Retirement looks like fun.
I picture the classic " sitting on a porch, in a rocking chair, drinking something on the rocks while listening to music I grew up with" type of retirement.
Maybe a picket fence.
Maybe a well stocked liquor cabinet that my kids occasionally sneak into.
A husky/corgi mix running around the yard.
Definitely a 3DS with a good wifi connection
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« Reply #364 on: October 04, 2015, 06:05:42 PM »

Retirement is for idiots who instead of living planned for the future
That's what I'll tell myself if I outlive my van and still have a job. Then I'll reopen the 401k my ma insisted I get before I dropped out, and by then I won't have a substance abuse problem and I won't hate people, or hate myself, and I'll be knee-deep in love and light and honesty, and dreams will be made of cotton candy and cavities don't exist and society will work for me and I don't want to talk about Zack I wanna talk about me. Where's MY thread where no one who matters mocks my stupid petty bullshit? Wine whine whine
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« Reply #365 on: October 08, 2015, 01:56:36 AM »

Sometimes,
I wish I could have an actual conversation with you about how you're doing and what's been up with your life
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« Reply #366 on: October 11, 2015, 07:53:12 PM »

Not too much, after I got out of hospital I started seeing a therapist, got diagnosed with reoccurring depression. Stabbed my bf, started having mild anxiety attacks at work, haven't talked to family in months. Getting evicted, haven't had sex in two months. You know I'm close to MA now right? That's definitely not a threat
Stuff n junk
Also alcohol
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« Reply #367 on: October 12, 2015, 03:13:25 AM »

Police outside my door right now. I'm sitting with a fist full of not my own hair. Bullshit. It's crazy. New York living
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« Reply #368 on: October 12, 2015, 04:05:46 AM »

I still have all my teeth though. That's something
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« Reply #369 on: October 12, 2015, 04:25:15 AM »

Amendment* stabbed a mother fucker twice
I do not know how to be happy
I wish I could help me
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« Reply #370 on: October 26, 2015, 05:22:47 PM »

drink more booze.
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« Reply #371 on: November 01, 2015, 01:29:12 AM »

Jesus
His picture hangs uselessly in my living room
But still
In pretty s sure I'm in purgatory, now. There's so many attractive people in this job. Men, women, not sure
Oh my god, I think this is Jonathan Frakes aka numba 1 aka William T Riker in this cartoon. Plus Gilbert Godftird balls dude. Poop nigg
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« Reply #372 on: November 01, 2015, 04:23:36 AM »

I fucked up. Not Gilbert Godftirdbergdirg,
It's Wallace Shawn. So easily confused. Ya know
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« Reply #373 on: December 31, 2015, 03:06:17 AM »

Not too much, after I got out of hospital I started seeing a therapist, got diagnosed with reoccurring depression. Stabbed my bf, started having mild anxiety attacks at work, haven't talked to family in months. Getting evicted, haven't had sex in two months. You know I'm close to MA now right? That's definitely not a threat
Stuff n junk
Also alcohol
I suppose it could be worse
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