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« Reply #55560 on: March 24, 2017, 01:43:31 AM »

There's also a dude at my work named guisseppi. Young dude, no accent. So that means he's a second generation hipster. It's not necessarily his fault, but he is to blame
figured you guys were due an update on this sitch,
Turns out Giuseppe's a first generation Italian immigrant, but he still is a hipster (he made up his son's name), he's 34 so "young" is up for debate, and we totally fucked, though he is the 8th co-worker I've fooled around with
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« Reply #55561 on: March 24, 2017, 05:16:39 PM »

Now when you say some...?
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« Reply #55562 on: March 24, 2017, 05:17:14 PM »

figured you guys were due an update on this sitch,
Turns out Giuseppe's a first generation Italian immigrant, but he still is a hipster (he made up his son's name), he's 34 so "young" is up for debate, and we totally fucked, though he is the 8th co-worker I've fooled around with
whos got the biggest wiener
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« Reply #55563 on: March 25, 2017, 01:45:23 AM »

A lady never kisses and tells
But it's this junkie kid I was fucking when I was homeless. Though he might not count as a "co-worker" since he's just a member worker and not paid staff. So then it's someone I won't openly admit to cuz he has a soul patch and that's embarrassing
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« Reply #55564 on: March 25, 2017, 02:42:40 PM »

Good to know. Fred Durst = huge wiener.
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« Reply #55565 on: March 29, 2017, 03:43:57 AM »

I didn't say 'huge'
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« Reply #55566 on: March 29, 2017, 07:14:02 PM »

Bigger than me?
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« Reply #55568 on: March 30, 2017, 04:27:29 AM »

being able to be close with people thats defenitly something I've been struggling with even the sex just seems mechanical
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« Reply #55569 on: March 30, 2017, 01:48:31 PM »

fake it till ya make it. Or shake it up a bit and stick a finger up yer bum  Wink get weird as hell. Make it memorable.
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« Reply #55570 on: March 30, 2017, 02:19:49 PM »

As werid as it can get it just doesn't elicit any real feeling from me it's like it's just sorta happening I'm dead inside
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« Reply #55571 on: April 04, 2017, 05:25:11 PM »

Ya ever read that thing about the guy who was dead inside until he spent a couple grand on hookers and blow in Tijuana? Turned his whole world around dude maybe ya jus need to splurge or something.
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« Reply #55572 on: April 04, 2017, 05:28:44 PM »

His original plan was to kill himself and I've been trying that for about 10 years
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« Reply #55573 on: April 05, 2017, 12:51:22 PM »

You should watch The Sunset Limited.
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« Reply #55574 on: April 14, 2017, 07:58:43 PM »

You should watch The Sunset Limited.

Tried finding it on dvd since I have no real internet but now I have a signal I can steal so I'll look into it
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