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« Reply #2085 on: August 07, 2014, 09:17:11 PM »

no
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« Reply #2086 on: August 07, 2014, 09:22:12 PM »

that seems highly sarcastic
part of me thinks you WANT me to make an ass of me
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it's near impossible to belittle sandra more than she's done so to herself.
I know you'll end up with a toe in the vagina.
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« Reply #2087 on: August 07, 2014, 09:24:08 PM »

yeah post a video to youtube so it can be forever
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« Reply #2088 on: August 07, 2014, 09:28:43 PM »

nothing is ever forever, all actions and promises can be retracted
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« Reply #2089 on: August 07, 2014, 09:32:55 PM »

Dear ®

Court Order.

No seriously.

No, seriously, they never let me take it out. I think they had a meeting and decided to cock block me until i was 27.

Love, Jersey.

FUCK WHEN I WROTE THIS IT WAS FUNNY THAT I WOULD STILL BE A VIRGIN AT 27
FUCK YOU
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« Reply #2090 on: August 08, 2014, 08:23:49 AM »

p.s. it feels i should say that right now in my apartment i have access to: a bass guitar, a banjo, a clarinet, a trombone, a drum machine, and a game boy. that's a start towards one fucked 8bit folk-punk band


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« Reply #2091 on: August 09, 2014, 10:50:54 AM »

i embrace some forms of social media
i tweet (too much according to some people on this board, LYKE MAH WAIFE)
i use instagram
i don't use facebook
more than anything i wish i could just hit 'delete all' on everything i ever posted on this board
mostly because im worried about problems arising in the off chance a school (i work as a teacher now) ever figures out i used this
i've done my best to try and separate out who i am as a person in the real world to who i am on the internet, and tried to sever the connections between the two
i try and eliminate the use of identifying usernames, i've come pretty close to changing my twitter handle but havent settled on anything yet
i now relish the idea of just being 'another internet commentor' rather than having some kind of identity online
i've never used 4chan but the idea of just being anonymous is nice
not because i say anything all that bad, or because i like trolling people, but...again i am not the same person in real life than i am on the internet
theres some mixing but....i dont want a school to not hire me because i made some comment about nukka texting me or something
i am a person, and in real life i can appear normal even if i dont think like the people around me (for the most part i dont think i do)
the anoynmous thing began to creep in my real life as well
when i was a teen i had a beat up car covered in stickers and i loved having that IDENTIFY, i associated physical appearance with identity
i used to need t-shirts with band names or sci fi references or bad jokes to tell people who i was now
now i wear blank t-shirts and jeans
i used to wear sneakers covering in drawings and using caution tape as shoe laces things like that
now its just sneakers, plain old sneakers
clothes are not who i am
what i look like (bald, overweight, clean-shaved but with stuble) is not who i am
i drive a regular car now with no stickers because i dont want to stand out
i want to blend in
i am still me inside my mind even if i dont look unique
i've found true identify in my life through my values, the people i spend my time with, and the things i decide to do in my life (work, hobbies etc)
that is who i am
not some dumb t-shirt

TLDR;

i like that i don't have gifs or banners now because i don't like random sci fi references or pictures and images and fonts to be how you identify my posts as my own
i want the content to identify it
even if that content is bad flirtations with young girls

nukka please text me
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« Reply #2092 on: August 16, 2014, 04:36:13 PM »



nukka please text me

My phone deleted all my numbers again but HAAAAAAY  Kiss
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actually i just like went through and deleted all the stuff i kept on my photobucket
and now i feel like it's kind of like an art statement or something
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« Reply #2093 on: October 17, 2014, 06:42:47 PM »

Dear Jersey
I don't know what's this thread consist of, but I know that I love writing in english and being on an American forum !!
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« Reply #2094 on: November 02, 2014, 12:20:22 AM »

oh fuck what county are you from
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« Reply #2095 on: November 02, 2014, 06:11:21 AM »

oh fuck what county are you from

Fuck Aussie and Africa !!
Vive la France x)
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« Reply #2096 on: November 02, 2014, 08:38:46 AM »

whats wrong with australia

you do know africa is an entire continent not just one country right
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« Reply #2097 on: November 02, 2014, 11:20:23 AM »

whats wrong with australia

you do know africa is an entire continent not just one country right

Was the two first country that I had in mind. Sorry for the offense about Australia !!

I know, it's a continent like the United States !! There's no country on Africa, just states... Congo is a state, Bostwana too... and what about Côte d'Ivoire ? They speak french there !!
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« Reply #2098 on: November 02, 2014, 12:16:41 PM »

um
i think it's time to teach you some stuff

the us is not a continent

the us is a country in north america, there are several countries in north america

states dont mean what you think they mean

state implies a sub-section of a country

africa is full of countries
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« Reply #2099 on: November 02, 2014, 01:00:06 PM »

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i think it's time to teach you some stuff

the us is not a continent

the us is a country in north america, there are several countries in north america

states dont mean what you think they mean

state implies a sub-section of a country

africa is full of countries

But when I was a pupil, they always said that the USA was a continent. Can't believe they were liars...

Ah yeah, states = county ? (like... Ogdensburg county, New Jersey ^^)
Or it's just because we don't use the same expressions... it's a full phonetically perturbation...

But in Africa, they have county too ?
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