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« on: April 04, 2005, 03:20:58 AM »

Dear penis monster,

Are you working this week? Cuz we need to flyer.


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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 03:30:29 AM »

Dear Snack Time,

I already have the jump on you guys but we can do that city thing on sunday if that works for you and the (castro) scene.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 03:32:59 AM »

Dear Snack Time,

I already have the jump on you guys but we can do that city thing on sunday if that works for you and the (castro) scene.


sunday should be fine. I donno if i work yet. But considering im putting in my 2 weeks notice tomorrow, i have no idea what they're gonna do schedual wise for me.

You should hella drop some science in the studio after we fly man. PIMP That shit son.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 03:34:53 AM »

I dont really rap, I just ghost write for Fiddy and Kanye and shit. So you know my rhymes be dope, maybe I could drop some of the fresh steez for richee to spit if the paper is right.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 03:58:53 AM »

werd em up yo.
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 05:33:43 AM »

Dear Snacktime,

What happened to PM boxes?

Love,
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2005, 10:42:03 AM »

Dear Bob,

They have been rederned usless by the need for a "Dear Penis Monster".

The fella's a humorous question answerer.

Ask him questions, not me.

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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2005, 10:50:21 AM »



The fella's a humorous question answerer.


seriously!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2005, 10:56:57 AM »

I concur.
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2005, 12:55:44 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I put out all this booze for this girl, and let her crash in my bed for a few days. How long before she owes me at least sleepy hand job?


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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2005, 01:44:52 PM »

As soon as you bought the booze for her nod should have been part of the deal. Whenever you buy something for a girl that is not a friend some sort of sexual favour is part of the contractual obligation on her end. All women know this, so the fact that she has not given you at least a handjob yet is a sign that she is an evil whore and should be murdered in her sleep, or at least jerked off on so you can tell your friends about jizzin on her panties.

Dear Penis Monster,

I put out all this booze for this girl, and let her crash in my bed for a few days. How long before she owes me at least sleepy hand job?


-snack time
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2005, 01:46:10 PM »

Dear Bob,

Go Jump In A Dumpster.

Love, Penis Monster.



P.S. Get Murdered.


Dear Snacktime,

What happened to PM boxes?

Love,
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2005, 01:47:43 PM »

Dear Bob,

Go Jump In A Dumpster.

Love, Penis Monster.



P.S. Get Murdered.





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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2005, 02:02:12 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Do you think we'll get +1?

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2005, 02:12:22 PM »

My name isn't Bill H so I really couldn't tell you, but if we do get +1 to Dresden im bringing a date and getting some nani.
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