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« on: April 04, 2005, 03:20:58 AM »

Dear penis monster,

Are you working this week? Cuz we need to flyer.


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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 03:30:29 AM »

Dear Snack Time,

I already have the jump on you guys but we can do that city thing on sunday if that works for you and the (castro) scene.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 03:32:59 AM »

Dear Snack Time,

I already have the jump on you guys but we can do that city thing on sunday if that works for you and the (castro) scene.


sunday should be fine. I donno if i work yet. But considering im putting in my 2 weeks notice tomorrow, i have no idea what they're gonna do schedual wise for me.

You should hella drop some science in the studio after we fly man. PIMP That shit son.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 03:34:53 AM »

I dont really rap, I just ghost write for Fiddy and Kanye and shit. So you know my rhymes be dope, maybe I could drop some of the fresh steez for richee to spit if the paper is right.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 03:58:53 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 05:33:43 AM »

Dear Snacktime,

What happened to PM boxes?

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2005, 10:42:03 AM »

Dear Bob,

They have been rederned usless by the need for a "Dear Penis Monster".

The fella's a humorous question answerer.

Ask him questions, not me.

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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2005, 10:50:21 AM »



The fella's a humorous question answerer.


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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2005, 10:56:57 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2005, 12:55:44 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I put out all this booze for this girl, and let her crash in my bed for a few days. How long before she owes me at least sleepy hand job?


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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2005, 01:44:52 PM »

As soon as you bought the booze for her nod should have been part of the deal. Whenever you buy something for a girl that is not a friend some sort of sexual favour is part of the contractual obligation on her end. All women know this, so the fact that she has not given you at least a handjob yet is a sign that she is an evil whore and should be murdered in her sleep, or at least jerked off on so you can tell your friends about jizzin on her panties.

Dear Penis Monster,

I put out all this booze for this girl, and let her crash in my bed for a few days. How long before she owes me at least sleepy hand job?


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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2005, 01:46:10 PM »

Dear Bob,

Go Jump In A Dumpster.

Love, Penis Monster.



P.S. Get Murdered.


Dear Snacktime,

What happened to PM boxes?

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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2005, 01:47:43 PM »

Dear Bob,

Go Jump In A Dumpster.

Love, Penis Monster.



P.S. Get Murdered.





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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2005, 02:02:12 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Do you think we'll get +1?

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2005, 02:12:22 PM »

My name isn't Bill H so I really couldn't tell you, but if we do get +1 to Dresden im bringing a date and getting some nani.
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2005, 02:13:58 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2005, 02:15:59 PM »

Mike D doesn't count as a date.
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2005, 02:24:07 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2005, 07:50:54 PM »

Mike D doesn't count as a date.

i so dont expect mike to put out anyway...

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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2005, 08:00:55 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Anything spectacular happen in ur life lately?

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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2005, 08:16:59 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Anything spectacular happen in ur life lately?

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« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2005, 08:25:49 PM »

So whether or not you get a plus one is the difference between getting ass or not?  You need to mention things like this to keep me properly informed.....

My name isn't Bill H so I really couldn't tell you, but if we do get +1 to Dresden im bringing a date and getting some nani.
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2005, 08:26:25 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I bought a suitcase at a garage sale yesterday and it had this picture in it with a phone # and a lipstick kiss on the back. Her name's Evelyn.
Should I call her up?
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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2005, 09:14:01 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

What does the term "Dead Cat Clear" mean?


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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2005, 09:18:07 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I bought a suitcase at a garage sale yesterday and it had this picture in it with a phone # and a lipstick kiss on the back. Her name's Evelyn.
Should I call her up?


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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2005, 10:01:42 PM »

Its not that I would only get laid if I was plus one, its that im not actually going to pay for a broad to come to the show with me, my money is on the liquid panty remover. Then again I probably wont buy her drinks either, just twice as many for me.

So whether or not you get a plus one is the difference between getting ass or not? You need to mention things like this to keep me properly informed.....



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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2005, 10:02:22 PM »

I saw a hot retard on the bus today, it was pretty amazing.

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Anything spectacular happen in ur life lately?

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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2005, 10:03:28 PM »

Give me her number, burn the picture and forget any of this ever happened. It's better this way.

Dear Penis Monster,

I bought a suitcase at a garage sale yesterday and it had this picture in it with a phone # and a lipstick kiss on the back. Her name's Evelyn.
Should I call her up?

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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2005, 10:04:45 PM »

I saw a hot retard on the bus today, it was pretty amazing.



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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2005, 10:04:54 PM »

Send naked pictures of your mom to my inbox?

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What does the term "Dead Cat Clear" mean?


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« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2005, 10:05:23 PM »

I saw a hot retard on the bus today, it was pretty amazing.

I freak out when i see hot fat chicks.
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« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2005, 10:06:07 PM »

It was until I figured out she was retarded, and after that it was actually even hotter in a strange way that I cant quite put my finger on.


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« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2005, 10:08:24 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I'm glad to here about your hot retard encounter. Do you feel signifagant having your own "Dear Penis Monster" thread?

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« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2005, 10:10:12 PM »

I feel like its yet another burden in my life that I should be getting paid for doing, but im not.

Dear Penis Monster,

I'm glad to here about your hot retard encounter. Do you feel signifagant having your own "Dear Penis Monster" thread?

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« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2005, 10:14:10 PM »

I feel like its yet another burden in my life that I should be getting paid for doing, but im not.

your like my own personal bill h
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« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2005, 10:14:53 PM »

Give me her number, burn the picture and forget any of this ever happened. It's better this way.





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« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2005, 10:15:17 PM »

You should be stacking my pockets hella fat if that's the case.



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« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2005, 10:16:08 PM »

In 45 minutes when my free nights kick in on my cell phone I will call her and let you know what transpires.




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« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2005, 10:17:14 PM »

I feel like its yet another burden in my life that I should be getting paid for doing, but im not.




Dear Penis Monster,

I'm sorry to hear about the recent burden in your life. Would you like me to stop writing you so that this thread can fade away into the next page, so that you will never have to answer a letter again?

Love,
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« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2005, 10:17:21 PM »

In 45 minutes when my free nights kick in on my cell phone I will call her and let you know what transpires.



don't let me know I'm supposed to forget...but really LET ME KNOW.
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« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2005, 10:17:43 PM »

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« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2005, 10:18:18 PM »

I'll let everyone else know what happens and if you accidentally read my post then its no-ones fault now is it?


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« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2005, 10:19:33 PM »

I'd prefer if you just started paying me for my services. Professional councelers usually run about $50 an hour on the low end. You can just give me some percentage based on how many questions you ask. We can work something out.



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I'm sorry to hear about the recent burden in your life. Would you like me to stop writing you so that this thread can fade away into the next page, so that you will never have to answer a letter again?

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« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2005, 10:26:44 PM »

I'd prefer if you just started paying me for my services. Professional councelers usually run about $50 an hour on the low end. You can just give me some percentage based on how many questions you ask. We can work something out.



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Under your circumstances, I am afraid that I will no -sniffles- longer be able to write you because I don't have any money. So I guess -holds back tears- this is goodbye...

Love Riska

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« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2005, 10:29:22 PM »

I believe the classic phrase for a situation like this is "cash, grass, or ass." Im sure we can work something out, and prices are negotiable.


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Dear Penis Monster,

Under your circumstances, I am afraid that I will no -sniffles- longer be able to write you because I don't have any money. So I guess -holds back tears- this is goodbye...

Love Riska

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« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2005, 11:24:57 PM »




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« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2005, 11:30:42 PM »

What happened to PM boxes?

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« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2005, 11:31:57 PM »

Dear Penismonster,

Did you ever discover the answer to the Midget gine question?

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« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2005, 12:55:00 AM »

From the midget porn i've seen it seems that they can stuff a full sized cock fairly well, which would lead me to believe that their gine is of normal size and stature. Unforetunately that stupid midget whore would never just answer me and put an end to the debate, so like the age old question "how many licks does it take the get to the center of a tootsie pop," the world may never know.

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Did you ever discover the answer to the Midget gine question?

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« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2005, 01:07:37 AM »

Dear Penis Monster,

how is spyware so smart?
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« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2005, 01:08:47 AM »

smarter than you doesn't necesarily make something smart.



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« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2005, 01:10:08 AM »

Reverse that adjective and insert your name in place of spyware. If that doesn't make sense, dont worry about it. Other people will probably just laugh at your expense and they deserve to because its funny.

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how is spyware so smart?
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« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2005, 01:12:29 AM »

Dear Penis monster,

Though you have had many names throughout the history of the board, why do people still insist on calling you penis monster? Why not Mr. niggerpants? Why not Infancy? Or Doctor ice?

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« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2005, 01:12:46 AM »

As soon as you bought the booze for her nod should have been part of the deal. Whenever you buy something for a girl that is not a friend some sort of sexual favour is part of the contractual obligation on her end. All women know this, so the fact that she has not given you at least a handjob yet is a sign that she is an evil whore and should be murdered in her sleep, or at least jerked off on so you can tell your friends about jizzin on her panties.




I bought Snacktime and Teeler lunch.


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« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2005, 01:12:59 AM »

Reverse that adjective and insert your name in place of spyware. If that doesn't make sense, dont worry about it. Other people will probably just laugh at your expense and they deserve to because its funny.


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« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2005, 01:14:13 AM »

More girls should think like you. I would love for a girl to buy me stuff and then ask me to rub her gine in exchange. Well, more often.



I bought Snacktime and Teeler lunch.


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« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2005, 01:14:37 AM »

Dear Penis monster,

Though you have had many names throughout the history of the board, why do people still insist on calling you penis monster? Why not Mr. niggerpants? Why not Infancy? Or Doctor ice?

Love,
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« Reply #57 on: April 05, 2005, 01:15:29 AM »

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Now that a black man is in the running for pope, can Bill finally run?

If so, will his lack of cathlic values and his attractiveness to girls under the age of legal concent knock him out of the running?

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« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2005, 01:16:07 AM »

Thats like asking why china is still a communist nation.

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Though you have had many names throughout the history of the board, why do people still insist on calling you penis monster? Why not Mr. niggerpants? Why not Infancy? Or Doctor ice?

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« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2005, 01:16:54 AM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Now that a black man is in the running for pope, can Bill finally run?

If so, will his lack of cathlic values and his attractiveness to girls under the age of legal concent knock him out of the running?

-snack
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« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2005, 01:17:13 AM »

I bought Snacktime and Teeler lunch.

looks like they both owe me handjobs.

I've seen your other posts... i know my chances are low...
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« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2005, 01:17:20 AM »

The real question is, will his theme song be as awesome as mine?

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Now that a black man is in the running for pope, can Bill finally run?

If so, will his lack of cathlic values and his attractiveness to girls under the age of legal concent knock him out of the running?

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« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2005, 01:19:26 AM »

The real question is, will his theme song be as awesome as mine?

It wont be as popular as your "Pimp Pope Of The Year"
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« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2005, 01:20:17 AM »

Dru Downsyndrome gonna drop the vocals for it tomorrow.
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« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2005, 01:32:07 AM »



I've seen your other posts... i know my chances are low...

Not if you owe me a handjob.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2005, 01:33:41 AM »

Not if you owe me a handjob.  Roll Eyes


hmmm... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2005, 01:34:59 AM »

I'd finger a chick just to do it as long as she wasn't fat or ugly, its always good to practice.
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« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2005, 01:38:08 AM »

I'd finger a chick just to do it as long as she wasn't fat or ugly, its always good to practice.

i've fingered alot of girls for just such a reason.
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« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2005, 01:38:55 AM »

I'd finger a chick just to do it as long as she wasn't fat or ugly, its always good to practice.
aahahahhahahahaaha. I dont think i'd give an ugly dude a handjob...Well...maybe if he was a nice guy with a big penis...and if i could tape a picture of a hot persons face on his...



but i dont think that occaision would be happening anytime soon.
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« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2005, 01:40:44 AM »

maybe if he was a nice guy with a big penis....
but i dont think that occaision would be happening anytime soon.

cuz don's penis is so SMALL?
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aahahahhahahahaaha. I dont think i'd give an ugly dude a handjob...Well...maybe if he was a nice guy with a big penis...and if i could tape a picture of a hot persons face on his...



but i dont think that occaision would be happening anytime soon.

I just read ur self title.....nice Grin
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« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2005, 01:49:10 AM »



cuz don's penis is so SMALL?
i wouldnt have used three 10 packs of condoms in two weeks with him if it was small.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2005, 01:50:27 AM »

Maybe they kept falling off because it was too small and you had to use that many in one night to ensure proper safety during intercourse.
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« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2005, 01:53:43 AM »

Maybe they kept falling off because it was too small and you had to use that many in one night to ensure proper safety during intercourse.
or maybe we just fucked more than 2 times a night
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« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2005, 01:54:22 AM »

Dear Penis monster,

Im going to bed now...good night

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« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2005, 01:59:47 AM »

Dear people in my thread,

Stop gaying it up.

Bitches.
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« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2005, 02:02:55 AM »

I literally laughed out loud at this, well done my friend....

Maybe they kept falling off because it was too small and you had to use that many in one night to ensure proper safety during intercourse.
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« Reply #77 on: April 05, 2005, 03:13:52 AM »

this thread has potential.

All it needs, is Bill asking questions, and a permenent 5 star rating
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« Reply #78 on: April 05, 2005, 02:30:29 PM »

And naked pictures of bob.
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« Reply #79 on: April 05, 2005, 03:28:19 PM »

And naked pictures of bob.

who doesnt have those....  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2005, 03:41:20 PM »

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2005, 01:49:22 AM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Will paris hilton blow me?


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« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2005, 02:26:42 PM »

What cock wouldn't she stuff?
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« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2005, 02:40:48 PM »

And naked pictures of bob.
Cool

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As Snacktime was saying...

Who doesn't have naked pictures of me?

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« Reply #84 on: April 06, 2005, 02:42:03 PM »


 Cool

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As Snacktime was saying...

Who doesn't have naked pictures of me?

Love,
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« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2005, 02:46:57 PM »

I never got any with the ginal region in them, and that upsets me.


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As Snacktime was saying...

Who doesn't have naked pictures of me?

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« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2005, 02:47:37 PM »

I never got any with the ginal region in them, and that upsets me.



no one's gotten any with the ginal region so dont feel left out.
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« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2005, 02:48:23 PM »


no one's gotten any with the ginal region so dont feel left out.


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« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2005, 02:49:31 PM »




prude ass bitch
Grin hahaha you've been begging me for like 3 years now..
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« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2005, 02:50:06 PM »


 Grin hahaha you've been begging me for like 3 years now..


what can i say, im pathetic  Kiss Roll Eyes
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« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2005, 02:51:30 PM »

You could do it japanese style and blur the snatch while leaving the dookie booty visible.


no one's gotten any with the ginal region so dont feel left out.
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« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2005, 02:53:21 PM »

You could do it japanese style and blur the snatch while leaving the dookie booty visible.





yeah but blur out the pimples
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« Reply #92 on: April 06, 2005, 02:55:20 PM »

Ass zits on girls make me sick.
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« Reply #93 on: April 06, 2005, 02:59:02 PM »

hahaha i never get zits or pimples...i have like perminent razor burn on my legs thuogh.. or maybe thats acne or something.. i still have no idea

someone tell me what this is:
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« Reply #94 on: April 06, 2005, 03:02:38 PM »

hahaha i never get zits or pimples...i have like perminent razor burn on my legs thuogh.. or maybe thats acne or something.. i still have no idea

someone tell me what this is:



i have never had ance my whole life
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i have never had ance my whole life

is that what it is?
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« Reply #96 on: April 06, 2005, 03:04:33 PM »

Wheres the panty shot?
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« Reply #97 on: April 06, 2005, 03:05:21 PM »


is that what it is?


it doesnt look like it but it could be
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« Reply #98 on: April 06, 2005, 03:06:18 PM »


is that what it is?

No, leprosy. Sad
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« Reply #99 on: April 06, 2005, 03:11:29 PM »

Wheres the panty shot?
can i post those here?
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« Reply #100 on: April 06, 2005, 03:12:16 PM »

Yes, but only in my thread.
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« Reply #101 on: April 06, 2005, 03:12:56 PM »


can i post those here?


yes, make it a camel please
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yes, make it a camel please
ahahahhhahahah every time i see camel toe i think of you, for real.
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ahahahhhahahah every time i see camel toe i think of you, for real.


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« Reply #104 on: April 06, 2005, 09:32:15 PM »

Every time I see camel toe I get a semi.


ahahahhhahahah every time i see camel toe i think of you, for real.
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Wheres the panty shot?

*raises hand*     hahaha..........wow that was cheesy, oh well
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« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2005, 12:42:36 AM »

Not as cheesy as the new Kraft Mac and Cheese, now thats cheesy.
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YOUR BACK!!
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« Reply #108 on: April 07, 2005, 06:00:30 AM »

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« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2005, 06:06:27 AM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Why does this thread rule so much??

Love,
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« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2005, 01:39:57 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

This girl once told me "If it burns, that means your doing it right". is this true?

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« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2005, 03:35:48 PM »

Because it involves me.

Dear Penis Monster,

Why does this thread rule so much??

Love,
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« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2005, 03:36:25 PM »

If she meant contracting the clap, then yes it is true.

Dear Penis Monster,

This girl once told me "If it burns, that means your doing it right". is this true?

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« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2005, 03:49:47 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Why are you called Penis Monster?

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« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2005, 08:44:06 PM »

Have you ever seen Tromeo and Juliet?

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Why are you called Penis Monster?

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« Reply #115 on: April 16, 2005, 02:59:19 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Should i bring me Sega Dreamcast to the SF show for all us crazy kids to play in line?

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« Reply #116 on: April 16, 2005, 04:26:32 PM »

Dear penis monster.

may i have a random fact about vin deasel?,

they always seem to make me laugh or

question humanitys existence.

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dear penis monster,

What should i load on my ipod pre LA trip?

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why have you forsaken this thread?

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« Reply #119 on: April 19, 2005, 02:06:37 AM »

pretty much any of the people on this cd, because its bay areas grimiest.

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TITLE: Knocks 2005: The Mustard Gas
LABEL: Out Of Bounds
GENRE: Rap
PLAYTIME: 1h 19min total


Track List
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01. Eklips Da Hustla & Big Hollis   4:22
    - Main I'am Fitna
02. Mac Dre & Big Slep Rock -       3:50
    Guard Your Hoe
03. Lace Leno - Mixing In           3:50
04. Certified & Yukmouth -          4:44
    Homicide
05. Block Bleedaz - Turf Shit       4:50
06. Young Menace & San Quinn -      4:03
    Flame On
07. J. Gotti, Messy Marv, Hollow    3:39
    Tip & DB - Real Ridaz
08. Mally Mall - Grinden            4:54
09. Keak Da Sneak - Scarface Dust   3:42
10. Young Ridah - Bro I Know        3:55
11. Eklips Da Hustla - I Mean       4:00
12. Big Hollis - Feel The Heat      4:10
13. Luni Coleone - Everywhere I Go  3:49
14. Skully - No Fuck                3:53
15. Skee 64, Messy Marv & Young     3:44
    Meek - Teenage Rimz
16. Big Slep Rock & Marlon -        3:59
    Gangstas
17. J. Gotti, Teezo & DB - Peligro  3:29
18. Big Hollis - Hell Yeah          3:37
19. Gangsta Dre - All In A Days     2:58
    Work
20. Block Bleedaz - Bonus Track     3:49

dear penis monster,

What should i load on my ipod pre LA trip?

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dear penis monster,

What should i load on my ipod pre LA trip?

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« Reply #120 on: April 19, 2005, 02:07:31 AM »

Alcohol.

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why have you forsaken this thread?

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« Reply #121 on: April 19, 2005, 02:14:24 AM »

dear poison the well change your goddamned name back.
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« Reply #122 on: April 19, 2005, 03:45:33 PM »

Negative. That nigga is dead.
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« Reply #123 on: April 21, 2005, 01:01:07 AM »

dear emelio estevez,

what the fuck happened to #audiorevolution?
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« Reply #124 on: April 21, 2005, 01:06:55 AM »

dear emelio estevez,

what the fuck happened to #audiorevolution?
what the fuck happened to mighty ducks 5
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« Reply #125 on: April 21, 2005, 01:09:38 AM »

That shit rules. We got connects nigga.

dear emelio estevez,

what the fuck happened to #audiorevolution?
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« Reply #126 on: April 21, 2005, 01:20:21 AM »

Dear penis monster,

give me a vin deasel factoid

so i can release the seminal fluid in my testicles

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« Reply #127 on: April 21, 2005, 01:23:50 AM »

The search engine Google is run entirely by Vin Diesels brain.
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« Reply #128 on: April 21, 2005, 01:37:54 AM »

Dear penis monster

how in gods name do you come up with this stuff?

its genius!!!
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« Reply #129 on: April 21, 2005, 01:42:41 AM »

I was actually thinking that myself.

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« Reply #130 on: April 21, 2005, 02:01:18 AM »

That shit rules. We got connects nigga.



ohhh...okay. i tried to get into it last night and i got booted from efnet for using a "banned channel name."
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« Reply #131 on: April 21, 2005, 02:05:23 AM »

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes not efnet.

nice change on the banner!
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« Reply #132 on: April 21, 2005, 03:20:02 PM »

We had some marks get ircops to jupe our channel because they were jealous, but its all good. Just use a different server and you can still join.


ohhh...okay. i tried to get into it last night and i got booted from efnet for using a "banned channel name."
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« Reply #133 on: May 01, 2005, 04:42:08 AM »

Dear Kyle.

Bill wont hook us up with midgets. what are we gonna do now?

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« Reply #134 on: May 01, 2005, 03:32:54 PM »

We should call Howard Stern and tell him about our curiosity of midget anatomy and our goal to gang bang one. Things should fall into place from there.
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« Reply #135 on: June 05, 2005, 02:33:43 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,



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« Reply #136 on: June 05, 2005, 02:46:18 PM »

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« Reply #137 on: June 05, 2005, 02:51:09 PM »

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« Reply #138 on: June 05, 2005, 03:17:03 PM »

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« Reply #139 on: June 05, 2005, 03:25:21 PM »



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« Reply #140 on: June 05, 2005, 03:29:29 PM »



thats what you said?
what a nigger

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« Reply #141 on: June 05, 2005, 03:31:16 PM »

I mean, it was kinda clever cause i can't speak spanish.
this binary thing is wearing me out though.
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« Reply #142 on: June 05, 2005, 03:33:25 PM »

I mean, it was kinda clever cause i can't speak spanish.
this binary thing is wearing me out though.
sigh.

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« Reply #143 on: June 05, 2005, 03:35:48 PM »

your sig is HILARIOUS.

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« Reply #144 on: June 05, 2005, 03:43:56 PM »

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« Reply #145 on: June 05, 2005, 03:46:29 PM »

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« Reply #146 on: June 05, 2005, 03:50:15 PM »

hey, no cross language translations.


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« Reply #147 on: June 05, 2005, 03:51:41 PM »

hey, no cross language translations.




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« Reply #148 on: June 05, 2005, 03:57:22 PM »

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« Reply #149 on: June 05, 2005, 03:59:57 PM »

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« Reply #150 on: June 05, 2005, 04:02:41 PM »

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« Reply #152 on: June 05, 2005, 04:03:50 PM »

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« Reply #153 on: June 05, 2005, 04:04:52 PM »

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« Reply #154 on: June 05, 2005, 04:05:09 PM »

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« Reply #155 on: June 05, 2005, 04:05:30 PM »

this is the one I use
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« Reply #156 on: June 05, 2005, 04:05:48 PM »

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« Reply #157 on: June 05, 2005, 04:06:21 PM »

this is the one I use
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« Reply #158 on: June 05, 2005, 04:07:25 PM »

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« Reply #160 on: June 05, 2005, 04:09:39 PM »

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« Reply #161 on: June 05, 2005, 04:15:24 PM »

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« Reply #162 on: June 05, 2005, 04:20:41 PM »

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« Reply #163 on: June 05, 2005, 04:22:48 PM »

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« Reply #164 on: June 05, 2005, 04:23:30 PM »

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« Reply #168 on: June 05, 2005, 04:37:31 PM »

what the fuck happened
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« Reply #169 on: June 05, 2005, 04:37:44 PM »

haha i made a typo in there...
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« Reply #170 on: June 05, 2005, 04:38:00 PM »

what the fuck happened
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with what?
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« Reply #171 on: June 05, 2005, 04:38:44 PM »

you just opened up your mom for a bunch more jokes with that. im sure you can figure them out so i wont way them.

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« Reply #172 on: June 05, 2005, 04:39:40 PM »

octal sucks harder

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« Reply #173 on: June 05, 2005, 04:41:11 PM »

octal sucks harder

-forget it


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« Reply #174 on: June 05, 2005, 04:44:21 PM »




with what?

all the #'s obviously
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« Reply #175 on: June 05, 2005, 04:47:16 PM »



all the #'s obviously
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« Reply #176 on: June 05, 2005, 05:24:46 PM »

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« Reply #177 on: June 05, 2005, 05:26:04 PM »

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« Reply #178 on: June 05, 2005, 05:27:36 PM »

Octal > Hex > Binary
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« Reply #179 on: June 05, 2005, 05:28:53 PM »


muwahau munma > Octal > Hex > Binary
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« Reply #180 on: June 05, 2005, 05:32:02 PM »

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« Reply #181 on: June 05, 2005, 05:32:05 PM »

ちょっと一見! 私は日本語でタイプしている! 私は米がほしいと思う。
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« Reply #182 on: June 05, 2005, 05:59:12 PM »

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« Reply #183 on: June 05, 2005, 06:00:53 PM »

Spork はセクシーな人である。
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« Reply #184 on: June 27, 2005, 02:29:52 AM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I really want to pee while standing up, and everything goes fine until when i'm done it all of a sudden it curves and goes down my leg. How can i stop this from happening?

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« Reply #185 on: June 27, 2005, 02:47:07 AM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I really want to pee while standing up, and everything goes fine until when i'm done it all of a sudden it curves and goes down my leg. How can i stop this from happening?

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« Reply #186 on: June 27, 2005, 02:58:02 AM »



can't you squat at the end?
But I don't want to.
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« Reply #187 on: June 27, 2005, 03:01:48 AM »


But I don't want to.

Does it always go on the same leg?
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« Reply #188 on: June 27, 2005, 03:02:17 AM »

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« Reply #189 on: June 27, 2005, 03:15:35 AM »



Does it always go on the same leg?
NO!!

my pee is a tricky son of a bitch
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« Reply #190 on: June 27, 2005, 03:24:28 AM »


NO!!

my pee is a tricky son of a bitch

Hahaha i know. It's not your pee that's tricky, though, it's your giner.
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« Reply #191 on: June 27, 2005, 03:48:28 AM »

apply preasure to your pussy lips using your middle and index finger, with each finger on a different lip. Pull upwards and spread slightly. Then arch your back like you were going to bend over backwards and do a handstand. Push that piss with as much force as you can. Record on video and send to me. Problem solved. Glad I could be of assistance.

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I really want to pee while standing up, and everything goes fine until when i'm done it all of a sudden it curves and goes down my leg. How can i stop this from happening?

Love,
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« Reply #192 on: June 27, 2005, 03:29:40 PM »

if you look online there is an attachment that women can get to let them pee standing up, it's not a fake penis but it's phallic.
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« Reply #193 on: November 09, 2005, 10:56:31 AM »

I forgot how awesome this thread was...


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Why did a thread as awesome as this, fall so far into relative obscurity?


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« Reply #194 on: November 09, 2005, 11:43:44 PM »

PENIS MONSTER DOES NOT DO INTERVIEWS.

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I forgot how awesome this thread was...


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Why did a thread as awesome as this, fall so far into relative obscurity?


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« Reply #195 on: November 09, 2005, 11:47:15 PM »

Dear Poison the Well,
SO CAL, BITCH.
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« Reply #196 on: November 10, 2005, 02:51:18 PM »

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« Reply #197 on: November 10, 2005, 03:08:29 PM »

Money or Metal.
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« Reply #198 on: November 10, 2005, 03:10:26 PM »

Correct, but in that context it stood for "money or lead." As in, if you dont pay me you get shot nigga.
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« Reply #199 on: November 10, 2005, 08:43:10 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Do you think the string of recent murders and disappearance of Black Muslums in the bay area is partly due to raising anti Muslim sediments since 9-11? Or just coincidences.

I am keeping in mind that Black Muslims are different from those other Muslims, but most white people don't know that.

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« Reply #200 on: November 12, 2005, 01:14:28 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

why have you forsaken this thread?


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« Reply #201 on: November 13, 2005, 01:30:06 PM »

When it really comes down to it isn't the murder of ANY black person, regardless of religion, a good thing?


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Dear Penis Monster,

Do you think the string of recent murders and disappearance of Black Muslums in the bay area is partly due to raising anti Muslim sediments since 9-11? Or just coincidences.

I am keeping in mind that Black Muslims are different from those other Muslims, but most white people don't know that.

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« Reply #202 on: November 15, 2005, 02:45:11 PM »

When it really comes down to it isn't the murder of ANY black person, regardless of religion, a good thing?


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« Reply #203 on: November 15, 2005, 02:55:19 PM »

Penis Monster does not like movie quotes.
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« Reply #204 on: November 15, 2005, 03:06:50 PM »

Penis monster does not like name droppers either.
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« Reply #205 on: November 15, 2005, 03:10:29 PM »

Penis Monster is NOT Vin Diesel.

or IS he?
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« Reply #206 on: November 15, 2005, 07:26:56 PM »

Vin Diesel was supposed to be nailed to the cross, but the nails couldn't pierce his skin so they chose Jesus instead.
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« Reply #207 on: November 15, 2005, 08:48:50 PM »

Penis Monster does not like black people.
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« Reply #208 on: November 15, 2005, 09:46:46 PM »

Penis Monster is love.

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« Reply #209 on: November 15, 2005, 10:32:42 PM »

Stop poisoning the well with your blatant propaganda.

Penis Monster does not like black people.

Penis Monster is love.

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« Reply #210 on: November 15, 2005, 10:36:28 PM »

Stop poisoning the well with your blatant propaganda.


stop referencing your old usernames.
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« Reply #211 on: November 15, 2005, 10:39:40 PM »

Penis Monster makes the rules and breaks the rules, but never follows the rules.
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« Reply #212 on: November 15, 2005, 10:40:23 PM »

Penis Monster makes the rules and breaks the rules, but never follows the rules.
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« Reply #213 on: November 15, 2005, 10:41:24 PM »

Smurfs animated smiling face, also known as a "smiley," confuses me.
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« Reply #214 on: November 15, 2005, 10:42:52 PM »

Smurfs animated smiling face, also known as a "smiley," confuses me.

Don's never ending persuit of oddness is still perplexing smurfs mind
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« Reply #215 on: November 15, 2005, 10:45:42 PM »

Don Pablo pursues only two things, money and power.
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« Reply #216 on: November 15, 2005, 10:47:17 PM »

also coffee, mexican food and cigars
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« Reply #217 on: November 15, 2005, 10:48:56 PM »

These things are aquired, not pursued.

Thautis should not speak on things he does not know.
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« Reply #218 on: November 15, 2005, 10:49:33 PM »

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« Reply #219 on: November 15, 2005, 10:50:52 PM »

or acquired

and i am sorry, those are the things used to pursue money and power
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« Reply #220 on: November 15, 2005, 10:51:07 PM »

Don Pablo pursues only two things, money and power.

Are you German?
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« Reply #221 on: November 15, 2005, 10:51:33 PM »



Are you German?
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« Reply #222 on: November 15, 2005, 10:55:09 PM »

Did I say anything about having meticulous, efficiant, industrious anal sex?



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« Reply #223 on: November 15, 2005, 10:56:08 PM »

Did I say anything about having meticulous, efficiant, industrious anal sex?



is that why i love it so much?
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« Reply #224 on: November 15, 2005, 10:57:28 PM »

Please phrase all questions in the form of correspondence.
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« Reply #225 on: November 15, 2005, 10:59:01 PM »

Dear Stupid cunt who changes there name every week for no reason,


is the fact that i'm german the reason why i enjoy anal sex so much?

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« Reply #226 on: November 15, 2005, 10:59:59 PM »

Okay so your not a Neonatzi. Are you Jewish?
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« Reply #227 on: November 15, 2005, 11:02:05 PM »

he's a neojew
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« Reply #228 on: November 16, 2005, 11:51:05 PM »

Penis Monster needs to buy a throw-away 9.
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« Reply #229 on: February 07, 2006, 08:14:40 PM »

and dissolving bullets
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« Reply #230 on: February 07, 2006, 08:50:16 PM »

Made out of frozen ground beef.
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« Reply #231 on: February 07, 2006, 09:37:29 PM »

Dear PD,

How often do you change your sig/avatar/username?

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« Reply #232 on: February 07, 2006, 11:26:22 PM »

Whenever the fuck a nigga feel like it.

STOP HAVING SEX WITH THE HOMELESS.


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How often do you change your sig/avatar/username?

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« Reply #233 on: February 08, 2006, 02:04:56 PM »

Ben's homeless, not Mike.
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« Reply #234 on: February 08, 2006, 06:22:21 PM »

Are you there God, it's me, Margaret.


HELLO! I HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET!



And Bob has sex with them?

GUTTERSLUT?





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« Reply #235 on: February 08, 2006, 07:16:59 PM »

Gutterslut. HAHA.
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« Reply #236 on: February 08, 2006, 08:49:47 PM »

That's about as funny as a rabbit with a missing foot hopping in circles.
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« Reply #237 on: February 08, 2006, 08:57:43 PM »

You don't need an allowance cuz you're a comedian huh.
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« Reply #238 on: February 08, 2006, 09:05:55 PM »

Why is it that white suburban teenage goth kids have beef with white suburban teenage wannabe gangstas, and why is that so fucking hilarious?

This is a serious question.

Examine the entire question before answering.

If you answer the question, you face the risk of being a homosexual.

Key areas to discuss are as follows, "Black people," "The socio-econimic status of the migrant worker in America," and "Who would win in a fight, Zombie JFK, Robot Hitler, or Beatrice Arthur?"



On a side note, Norway.





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« Reply #239 on: February 09, 2006, 09:24:58 AM »

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« Reply #240 on: February 09, 2006, 06:43:08 PM »

I blame it on The Good Son, that movie corrupted him.
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« Reply #241 on: February 10, 2006, 02:31:05 AM »

he is SANE as you nir i
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« Reply #242 on: February 10, 2006, 06:56:39 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK IS A "NIR?"
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