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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2005, 02:13:58 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2005, 02:15:59 PM »

Mike D doesn't count as a date.
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2005, 02:24:07 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2005, 07:50:54 PM »

Mike D doesn't count as a date.

i so dont expect mike to put out anyway...

but thats for another time
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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2005, 08:00:55 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Anything spectacular happen in ur life lately?

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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2005, 08:16:59 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

Anything spectacular happen in ur life lately?

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you mean besides ME?
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« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2005, 08:25:49 PM »

So whether or not you get a plus one is the difference between getting ass or not?  You need to mention things like this to keep me properly informed.....

My name isn't Bill H so I really couldn't tell you, but if we do get +1 to Dresden im bringing a date and getting some nani.
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2005, 08:26:25 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I bought a suitcase at a garage sale yesterday and it had this picture in it with a phone # and a lipstick kiss on the back. Her name's Evelyn.
Should I call her up?
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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2005, 09:14:01 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

What does the term "Dead Cat Clear" mean?


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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2005, 09:18:07 PM »

Dear Penis Monster,

I bought a suitcase at a garage sale yesterday and it had this picture in it with a phone # and a lipstick kiss on the back. Her name's Evelyn.
Should I call her up?


DIZZAMMN! What a hottie!
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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2005, 10:01:42 PM »

Its not that I would only get laid if I was plus one, its that im not actually going to pay for a broad to come to the show with me, my money is on the liquid panty remover. Then again I probably wont buy her drinks either, just twice as many for me.

So whether or not you get a plus one is the difference between getting ass or not? You need to mention things like this to keep me properly informed.....



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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2005, 10:02:22 PM »

I saw a hot retard on the bus today, it was pretty amazing.

Dear Penis Monster,

Anything spectacular happen in ur life lately?

Love,
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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2005, 10:03:28 PM »

Give me her number, burn the picture and forget any of this ever happened. It's better this way.

Dear Penis Monster,

I bought a suitcase at a garage sale yesterday and it had this picture in it with a phone # and a lipstick kiss on the back. Her name's Evelyn.
Should I call her up?

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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2005, 10:04:45 PM »

I saw a hot retard on the bus today, it was pretty amazing.



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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2005, 10:04:54 PM »

Send naked pictures of your mom to my inbox?

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What does the term "Dead Cat Clear" mean?


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