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« Reply #345 on: January 16, 2007, 04:36:32 PM »

I decided to quit drinking after not being sold liquor last night because I was laying down on the sidewalk in front of the store making a phone call.

It's not my fault that sitting or standing is so god damn hard.

That's just the man tryin to control you. If you stop drinking he wins.
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« Reply #346 on: January 17, 2007, 12:05:42 AM »

I don't think you understand. I am "the man."
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« Reply #347 on: January 17, 2007, 12:07:21 AM »

dEER PENIS MONSTER
WHEN WILL DA BOARD BE LIKE IT USE TOO?
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« Reply #348 on: January 17, 2007, 12:12:07 AM »

When I take over.
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« Reply #349 on: March 08, 2007, 11:34:38 AM »

Lemme ax you dis: 

I hear mad CRAZY muthafuckaz talkin bout "don't snitch, snitches is bitches" but then I hear these *same* muthafuckaz talking some shit bout "oh that nigga tre? that nigga tre a snitch bitch, das all he be..".  How that ain't snitchin?
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« Reply #350 on: March 08, 2007, 10:25:54 PM »

Cause niggas gotta let you know when shit goes faulty.

If you got a blue bird on your shoulder, you gotta kill it.

They just being some down ass niggas.

If they talkin to popo then thats a whole nother story.

And snitches ain't just bitches, they get stitches.

Word is bond son.
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« Reply #351 on: March 09, 2007, 01:50:21 PM »

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« Reply #352 on: March 09, 2007, 07:21:26 PM »

Cause niggas gotta let you know when shit goes faulty.

If you got a blue bird on your shoulder, you gotta kill it.

They just being some down ass niggas.

If they talkin to popo then thats a whole nother story.

And snitches ain't just bitches, they get stitches.

Word is bond son.


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« Reply #353 on: March 09, 2007, 10:43:49 PM »

Substitute whatever she is holding in that picture for my penis and you will have a pretty clear understanding of my last trip to LA.
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« Reply #354 on: March 11, 2007, 09:56:33 PM »

No doubt son. 

Cause niggas gotta let you know when shit goes faulty.

If you got a blue bird on your shoulder, you gotta kill it.

They just being some down ass niggas.

If they talkin to popo then thats a whole nother story.

And snitches ain't just bitches, they get stitches.

Word is bond son.

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« Reply #355 on: March 11, 2007, 09:58:50 PM »

Bill, when I start my screamo band with the soul purpose of making fun of scene kids and the current state of local music in my town, will BRAT promote my house party shows?
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« Reply #356 on: March 11, 2007, 10:17:21 PM »

Nah, wouldn't wanna be liable for what could happen at your house parties, however BRAT would consider attending such a show.

Bill, when I start my screamo band with the soul purpose of making fun of scene kids and the current state of local music in my town, will BRAT promote my house party shows?
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« Reply #357 on: March 11, 2007, 10:43:45 PM »

I'm basically going to take a giant shit on the music scene.

We are going to hate on everyone involved and all of the bands and all of the fans and scene kids.

And people are going to like our music, which we will talk shit to them for.

I'm already getting a band together and have already started working out lyrics.

One of my songs is about a baby raping factory.

It's gonna be hot.

I'll let you know when the house parties go down.
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« Reply #358 on: March 11, 2007, 10:45:10 PM »

fuck that idea, you suck nigger bitch.
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« Reply #359 on: March 12, 2007, 12:40:06 PM »

I suck nigger bitches, or I am a nigger and a bitch who sucks?

I am so confused right now.
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