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« on: March 26, 2013, 09:12:29 PM »

Because I wanted this thread since a long time ago... here we can speak French many times we want

Salut ça va ? Comment allee vous ? Moi bof j'ai mal au ventre...
Après avoir regareer ded cours d'anglais, j'ai été curieuse de savoir comment dans les autres pays, ils se débrouillaient pour parler français, de là j'ai eu l'idée de crée un topic spécial français.
Bonne nuit tout le monde, je vais me coucher, il est très tard. Il est 3h11 du matin, et demain je dois aller faire quelques courses au magasin. Bonne nuit à tous !!
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 09:13:13 PM »

BONJOUR
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 09:16:20 PM »

Tiens, coucou Ben !! Comment vas-tu ? As-tu quelues bases en français ?
(J'essaye de sortir mon vocabulaire facile ^^)
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2013, 09:34:40 PM »

my french name is bernard
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2013, 10:28:06 PM »

I AM ALL UP IN THIS
I failed Spanish in high school Cry
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2013, 10:35:03 PM »

HALLO!

Tut mir Leid. Ich spreche kein Französisch Sad
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2013, 11:04:45 PM »

Parlo Italiano?
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2013, 12:35:06 PM »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9951490/Police-tear-gas-anti-gay-marriage-protesters-in-Paris.html
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2013, 02:05:50 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2013, 02:48:52 PM »

Je parle 3 langues : français, anglais et espagnol. Mais je ne comprends aucunement l'allemand et l'italien :/

Et pour ce qui est arrivé à Paris pour le mariage gay est dégueulasse.


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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2013, 08:35:09 PM »

yeah, i dont speak any other languages besides englishhhhhh.

I just posted that here bc when i saw it, it reminded me of this shitty thread. Shocked
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2013, 02:00:32 AM »

yeah, i dont speak any other languages besides englishhhhhh.

I just posted that here bc when i saw it, it reminded me of this shitty thread. Shocked

This is not a shitty thread, this is a nice thread created by a nice person x) (ok ok, shut me up...)

Bon il est 8h, faut que j'ailles m'habiller direction l'école... bye bye !!
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2013, 03:12:56 AM »

i love when people reference msi songs in their normal speech
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 03:25:02 AM »

I totally perfected a spoken word version of shut me up whiledoing my deliveries today. It was very amusing
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2013, 05:34:16 AM »

Ça interesse quelqu'un que je fasse une version de moi qui chante du MSI en français ? Smiley

J'aime la pizza ^^
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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2013, 08:48:36 AM »

pizza?  where?


sorry

la pizza, ou?!
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2013, 03:31:36 PM »

La pizza ? Euh elle est entrain d'être digérée, d'ici 8h elle sera sûrement évacuée ^^ MDR

Funny how much you know a little bit of French. Bertrand / Bernard (can't remind) what's your real name ?
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Thanks for posting a thread for yourself where you can talk to yourself as much as you want by yourself.
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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2013, 06:38:51 PM »





Thanks for posting a thread for yourself where you can talk to yourself as much as you want by yourself.

I am bisexual, so you can treat me as a gay I don't care
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« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2013, 06:40:02 PM »

Naw, Im pretty sure we were okay for judging you on what you were saying and not how you were born.



But me personally, I dont have a problem with you, Felix.
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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2013, 06:45:10 PM »

Naw, Im pretty sure we were okay for judging you on what you were saying and not how you were born.



But me personally, I dont have a problem with you, Felix.

Just remind that Félix was the first guy I fall in love with... I was 11 ><
But I don't giving a shit about gay, treated like it ? Why not ? That's nice.
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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2013, 07:48:46 PM »

what's my real name?  my user name is Ben.  you do the maths.
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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2013, 07:49:26 PM »

what's my real name?  my user name is Ben.  you do the maths.

Benjamin ?
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Thanks for posting a thread for yourself where you can talk to yourself as much as you want by yourself.

yourselfyourselfyourselffffffff



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« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2013, 10:02:24 PM »

I am bisexual
hey I'm bisexual too let's send each other naked pictures of ourselves and fall in looove
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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2013, 01:05:36 AM »

i'll be the judge of that.  doom doom doom/.



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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2013, 02:00:01 AM »

hey I'm bisexual too let's send each other naked pictures of ourselves and fall in looove

Okay !! Have a look !!































































































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« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2013, 02:03:48 AM »

Everyone see how she consented to seeing me naked? Now to flood her inbox with my sandy you- know-what  Cool
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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2013, 03:45:04 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2013, 08:52:02 AM »

while your at it.....


mine has been empty for quiet some time. Roll Eyes Kiss
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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2013, 10:05:49 AM »

Don't worry there's enough to go around Kiss Kiss Kiss
This should really be the French Kissing thread instead
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« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2013, 11:25:07 AM »

my inbox is brutal...

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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2013, 11:44:04 AM »

French kissing sounds amazing right now.

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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2013, 11:45:45 AM »

Back when I was obsessive I had like 2000 messages, all from one person (zomg  guess who)
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2013, 01:02:19 PM »

Thautis?
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« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2013, 01:14:00 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2013, 01:41:59 PM »

It was actually pingu, we were secret lovers Embarrassed Cry
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« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2013, 02:13:10 PM »

Next guess was Ryu
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« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2013, 05:29:15 PM »

I have only one message... wow I'm loved here !!
More seriously, I don't care

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« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2013, 06:03:13 PM »

Hey I have shown you nothing but love




And maybe an unhealthy, creepy fascination with your underage rosebuds
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« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2013, 06:08:20 PM »

Hey I have shown you nothing but love




And maybe an unhealthy, creepy fascination with your underage rosebuds


Oh sorry... :S

Which rosebud do you speak ? O_o
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« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2013, 06:15:25 PM »

 I ain't talking about your gardening hobby Cool
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« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2013, 06:18:51 PM »

I ain't talking about your gardening hobby Cool

Eeeeeeeeh you mean my ... ?¿?¿??? O_O

Ouais c'est le WEEKEND !! Depuis le temps que je l'attendais celui là !! Mais il est 00h19 xD
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« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2013, 06:33:09 PM »

 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss (french kissing everyone in this thread!)









except felix.
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« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2013, 06:41:28 PM »

Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss (french kissing everyone in this thread!)









except felix.

Yes except Félix glad my name's Kelly ahahaha I am not concerned
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« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2013, 06:29:03 PM »

i have five messages in my inbox.  they are undeletable because they are fucking funny!

and

sandra and i are the only ones showing frenchy some love.  i think it'sa drunk thing.  i'm sure branden secretly loves this broad too.
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« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2013, 06:33:01 PM »

So Sandra and you play a role too ?
what's your 5 funny messages ?

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« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2013, 06:35:05 PM »

two of them are from someone i apparently tricked into thinking there's gonna be faget2 on the new msi album.  or something silly like that.

i don't talk about the other three messages in public anymore.

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« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2013, 06:41:39 PM »

two of them are from someone i apparently tricked into thinking there's gonna be faget2 on the new msi album.  or something silly like that.

i don't talk about the other three messages in public anymore.





Ahaha the three others are really private, some XXX things, heh ?


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« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2013, 06:42:38 PM »

one of them is xxx.  yes.  the other two are about people who don't post here who's privacy i've learned to respect.
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« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2013, 06:45:57 PM »

one of them is xxx.  yes.  the other two are about people who don't post here who's privacy i've learned to respect.

Top secret ? Okay I don't want to know deeply

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« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »

top secret indeed!  morroco mole shit here!
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« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2013, 07:02:06 PM »

top secret indeed!  morroco mole shit here!

Y'aura une surprise après ? Moi aussi j'ai une surprise pour vous...
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« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2013, 07:03:52 PM »

omg.  are you a man?!
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« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2013, 07:05:41 PM »

sandra and i are the only ones showing frenchy some love.  i think it'sa drunk thing.  i'm sure branden secretly loves this broad too.
he's off living the sober life now. Just you and me in the club now.
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« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2013, 07:07:35 PM »

he's off living the sober life now. Just you and me in the club now.

yeah right.  i've been meaning to visit him.  we're gonna get wasted and call you on a tuesday night.  you'll have more bodily injuries when you wake up the next morning!
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« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2013, 07:12:49 PM »

omg.  are you a man?!

No, I'd create an (awful) new topic !!
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« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2013, 07:14:21 PM »

two of them are from someone i apparently tricked into thinking there's gonna be faget2 on the new msi album.  or something silly like that.

i don't talk about the other three messages in public anymore.



wait......faget2 isnt real!?!??


/unfriended









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« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2013, 07:14:41 PM »

would it be called.... I'M REALLY A MAN!!! (..dun dun dun..)
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« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2013, 07:16:15 PM »

would it be called.... I'M REALLY A MAN!!! (..dun dun dun..)

Wanna see my cock ?
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« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2013, 07:17:06 PM »

you know mike hawk?
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« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2013, 07:22:30 PM »

yeah right.  i've been meaning to visit him.  we're gonna get wasted and call you on a tuesday night.  you'll have more bodily injuries when you wake up the next morning!
make sure it's after 2am to ensure Jacob's sleepatude
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« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2013, 07:23:13 PM »

you know mike hawk?

No, look at my cock




Mine is the one with the white spots. I call him Rocky like the cock in Chicken Run.
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« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2013, 07:24:35 PM »

make sure it's after 2am to ensure Jacob's sleepatude


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No, look at my cock




Mine is the one with the white spots. I call him Rocky like the cock in Chicken Run.
What do you think of them ?


i had a pet chicken once.  i sang a song about him.  it was called My Little Pet Chicken.  to be 21 again!
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« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2013, 07:25:59 PM »

Oh so cute x333 and he was tamed ?
What has his name ?
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« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2013, 07:27:35 PM »

it appeared on my front porch one winter.  he pecked at everyones legs and shit all over the steps. 
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« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2013, 07:41:32 PM »

it appeared on my front porch one winter.  he pecked at everyones legs and shit all over the steps. 

Ahahaha what a funny little oddity !! I had a chicken before him, and you know what he eat ?
Meat, he ate meat. Incredible... never seen this.
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« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2013, 07:42:55 PM »

i dont know what mine ate.  also, don't care.  hahahahaa
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« Reply #68 on: March 30, 2013, 07:44:25 PM »

i dont know what mine ate.  also, don't care.  hahahahaa

I want a ferret... and baby cockatiel. But my female cockatiel don't want to fuck the male. Sad story...
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« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2013, 08:31:28 PM »

i don't like animals.
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« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2013, 08:45:42 PM »

cockatiels are the worst things EVER.

all throughout high school my mom had one, and woke me up every day squaking and being a fucker.



i almost threw him against a wall.  Angry
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« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2013, 08:52:06 PM »

cockatiels are the worst things EVER.

all throughout high school my mom had one, and woke me up every day squaking and being a fucker.



i almost threw him against a wall.  Angry

:O really ? That's the disaventage of cockatiel, they woke their tamer and it become unstoppable...
But this is a lovely little thing, my female is adorable
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« Reply #72 on: April 04, 2013, 08:48:44 AM »

Bon après-midi !!
Aujourd'hui j'ai voulu apprendre le chinois, mais mon ordi   rendu l'âme ( )

Amusez-vous sur ce site (un peu de pub ne fera aucun de mal)

http://parlezchinois.free.fr/activites.htm

Il faut que je pète, ça peu plus durer...
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« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2013, 12:28:25 AM »

What the fuck is this?!
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« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2013, 02:16:20 AM »

What the fuck is this?!

Your mom fucked by a heavyweight
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« Reply #75 on: April 23, 2013, 08:24:08 AM »

Clearly! Because that makes sense. I'm impressed with your lack of ability to know how to respond to anything.
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« Reply #76 on: April 23, 2013, 11:05:34 AM »

That's fucking rude, Felix.
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« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2013, 02:42:01 PM »

Clearly! Because that makes sense. I'm impressed with your lack of ability to know how to respond to anything.

Gneuuuuuuh tuberculosis

That's fucking rude, Felix.

Don't foolish me.



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« Reply #78 on: November 04, 2017, 09:29:16 PM »

yeah right.  i've been meaning to visit him.  we're gonna get wasted and call you on a tuesday night.  you'll have more bodily injuries when you wake up the next morning!
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